Chrissy Teigen loves to tweet. Sometimes it's funny. Sometimes it's offensive. Sometimes it's both. Each Monday SwimDaily compiles Teigen's best tweets from the previous week.  

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On desert foods: "Snickers ice cream bars > anything" (8:52 PM - 22 Apr 13)

Snickers Ice Cream bar Snickers Ice Cream bar

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On spreading the word for a Simple Life reunion with Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie: "No." (6:22 PM - 24 Apr 13)

Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton :: : J. Vespa/Getty Images Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton :: : J. Vespa/Getty Images

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On taxis: "Cabs should have no light for taken, yellow light for open and red light on top if they are currently farting." (1:04 PM - 25 Apr 13)

NYC taxis NYC taxis

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On the NFL Draft: "I've had better drafts up my skirt right ladies!!! #relevant #ontopic #sports #relatable #funny" (1:48 PM - 25 Apr 13)

NFL Draft :: Michael LeBrecht/SI NFL Draft :: Michael LeBrecht/SI

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On The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: "I wonder if Will's aunt made it with that white guy? You'd hate for Vy to be right here." (8:46 AM - 26 Apr 13)

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air cast :: NBC/Getty Images Fresh Prince of Bel-Air cast :: NBC/Getty Images

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On visiting Washington DC: "I love being in DC it's so cool and humbling to be in a place where so many of the worst fucking decisions ever are made!" (2:33 PM - 26 Apr 13)

The White House The White House

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On Amy Pohler: "Basically Amy poehler is the most amazing woman ever." (6:55 PM - 27 Apr 13)

Amy Poehler, John Legend and Chrissy Teigen :: Larry Busacca/Getty Images Amy Poehler, John Legend and Chrissy Teigen :: Larry Busacca/Getty Images

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On beets: "Fuck beets." (9:06 PM - 27 Apr 13)

Beets Beets

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On Tim Tebow: "Tebowtebowtebowtebowtebowtebowtebowtebowtebowtebowtebowtebowtebowtebowtebowtebowtebow

tebowtebowtebowtebowtebowtebowtebowteboguujgttfhjgffth" (9:19 AM - 29 Apr 13)

Tim Tebow :: Heinz Kluetmeier/SI Tim Tebow :: Heinz Kluetmeier/SI

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On coming out of the closet: "I dunno who you are Jason Collins but I am extremely proud of you if that means anything." (11:38 AM - 29 Apr 13)

Jason Collins :: Kwaku Alston/SI Jason Collins :: Kwaku Alston/SI