Chrissy Teigen loves to tweet. Sometimes it’s funny. Sometimes it’s offensive. Sometimes it’s both. Each Monday SwimDaily compiles Teigen’s best tweets from the previous week.

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On fine cinema"First Daughter" is my favorite horrible movie. It was on at 5am today when I woke up to peepee. I never went back to bed. It's divine. Was like the first time all over again. katie holmes is 18 and behaves like a 68 year old woman in it." (May 5, 4:01 PM)

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On Coconut Water: "coconut water is fucking disgusting and anyone who enjoys it is lying to themselves, period." (May 4, 2:27 AM)

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On Instagram: "Stop. instagramming. words. instagram is for photos. get a blog." (May 4, 2:20 AM)

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On the Kentucky Derby: "I hope my airline makes everyone wear their giant hats because they can't stuff them in the compartment." (May 3, 8:33 AM)

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On Amanda Bynes' troubles: "This bynes shit is getting sadder and sadder and frustrating. it's sick, actually. twitter should remove her page. it's actually dangerous. Something needs to be done. it's painful. it's like watching someone live tweet their death. it's horrifying and not funny. No. it's not funny. and we are all in a society here and we are all, hopefully, compassionate beings and we can't just egg this shit on. It's just amazing to me that we treat it like some entertaining tv shit when this chick could literally die tomorrow. it's horrible." (May 2, 11:36 AM)

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On her forehead: "That is the 3rd fivehead list I've been on. I'm almost at miss fivehead universe." (May 1, 11:32 PM)

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On hygiene: "Do u guys think my right armpit is sad it doesn't get as many deodorant swipes as my left armpit?" (May 1, 6:44 PM)

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On getting along with your spouse: "When i ask john if it's weird that i'm wearing the same outfit as yesterday he knows to say "Not weird at all" or else all hell breaks loose." (May 1, 5:57 PM)

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