From the twitterverse to the blogosphere to right here in our wee little SI Swimsuit family, everyone loves Chrissy Teigen. Sure, she's looked—in the words of Rachel Zoe—bananas it in all her SI appearances, but more than that she's smart as a whip, rocks the pop culture refs and I'll venture to guess that she could probably hold her own doing a set at the Comedy Cellar.

So without further ado we present the self-proclaimed "De-motivational Speaker" in her own words:

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Here's hard evidence that John Legend does indeed sing to her:


As for that other thing she does so well . . .