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I have no doubt that Chrissy Teigen will kill it in a few weeks when she strides across the shiny floors of CBS Television City as a guest model on The Price is Right. But as someone whose biggest aspiration is conquering Cliffhanger and not Mount Everest, I feel obligated to pass on the wisdom I've gleaned from many a sick days spent on my couch, waiting for Plinko and dreaming of the day I'd purchase my first Broyhill dinette set.

CHRISSY TEIGEN: IGNORE THESE LESSONS AT YOUR OWN PERIL