- Jessica Gomes was all that and a bag of chips (Deep River Snacks Kettle Chips, most likely—the gourmet stuff) on the runway for David Jones. Bank balance be damned, she has convinced me I need that striped B&W number.
- Dear 42-year-old British "underwear tycoon" Michelle Mone: Props on reaching your fitness goals. That being said, I too would love to give Kate Upton a run for her money. Fortunately I know better than to go blasting that across Twitter. Regardless, best wishes on your journey. – RS
- Want Nina Agdal's coveted bubble-butt? It's gonna take a lifestyle change, she says. (This is a question for the ladies, dudes, so get ya minds out of the gutters.)
- Naomi Campbell scored the cover of April's issue of Shape. Sorry, what I meant to say is Shape scored a Naomi Campbell cover.
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