THE KIMYE vows could go down any minute now, the world is still wrapping its head around what the hell happened in The Elevator between Jay-Z and Solange Knowles, but despite it all Heidi Klum is hands down the most exciting thing about the latest issue of US Weekly.

See what I mean?

Heidi Klum :: Heidi Klum ::

Yes, in the world of Heidi Klum, this is what 40 years—and four pregnancies—looks like. [Insert sound of me desperately stifling a jealous remark.]

So how has she changed since her SI Swimsuit days? If these exclusive Polaroids from Heidi's 2000 Malaysia shoot are to be believed, she hasn't. And yet, the only thing I really come away with when I see these pics of a 26-year-old Heidi acting crazy on set is that I want her to be my best friend.

Heidi, call me.

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VIDEO: Heidi Klum dances her way across Malaysia

Swim Daily, Heidi Klum in Malaysia
Swim Daily brings you exclusive footage from Heidi Klum's SI Swimsuit 2000 shoot in Malaysia, where she shot with a Python and lots more!