THE KIMYE vows could go down any minute now, the world is still wrapping its head around what the hell happened in The Elevator between Jay-Z and Solange Knowles, but despite it all Heidi Klum is hands down the most exciting thing about the latest issue of US Weekly.

See what I mean?

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Yes, in the world of Heidi Klum, this is what 40 years—and four pregnancies—looks like. [Insert sound of me desperately stifling a jealous remark.]

So how has she changed since her SI Swimsuit days? If these exclusive Polaroids from Heidi's 2000 Malaysia shoot are to be believed, she hasn't. And yet, the only thing I really come away with when I see these pics of a 26-year-old Heidi acting crazy on set is that I want her to be my best friend.

Heidi, call me.

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VIDEO: Heidi Klum dances her way across Malaysia

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