- Kate Upton's EXPRESS campaign is ready for viewing and comes replete with video. To quote Ryan Lochte, "Jeaaahhh boi!"
- GSN's new reality competition Skin Wars has all the makings of your new favorite show: tons of body painting, and host (and body painting veteran several times over) Rebecca Romijn.
- If you know Portuguese you can read this rant from Brazilian model Ana Beatriz Barros following Brazil's . . . I don't even what to call that thing that we all watched yesterday.
- Some foolhardy soul got told by Queen of Comebacks Chrissy Teigen one of our Twitter posts yesterday morning. Lesson to all: eff with Chrissy on social media, prepare to be held seriously accountable.
- Speaking of accountability, I'm not going to be held accountable for any loss of job/girlfriend/self-control by linking you to Emily DiDonato and Sara Sampaio's topless shoot for LUI Magazine. You know how to use the Internet.
- Happy birthday to Genevieve Morton, who turns 28 today!