Tuesday February 14th, 2012

Davis Cup: Where grown men fly, the wee loom large and the No. 2s become the No. 1s. Basically, it's where nothing makes sense. And that's precisely where the fun begins.

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Juan Carlos Ferrero -- Whee! The Spaniard enjoyed his 32nd birthday during Davis Cup weekend.

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Roger Federer and John Isner -- Which one is David and which is Goliath? Federer and Isner, further complicating the "Does size matter?" debate.

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Gael Monfils -- The Frenchman landed in Vancouver complaining about his knees. Captain Guy Forget held him out of the opening singles matches against Canada. So, after France clinched the tie in the fourth rubber, obviously it made sense for Monfils to play a dead rubber. Obviously.

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Dan Evans -- The 21-year-old Evans, undersized at 5-foot-9 and ranked No. 273, won both his singles matches, sealing Great Britain's upset of Slovakia with a five-set victory in the decisive fifth rubber. How do you like them apples?

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Janko Tipsarevic -- No Nole? Ja, Janko.

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David Nalbandian -- An emotional Nalby? It must be Davis Cup.

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Jo-Wilfried Tsonga -- A better look than this?

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Russian captain Shamil Tarpischev and Alex Bogomolov Jr. -- So ... that didn't exactly go according to plan.

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Cruz and Mia Hewitt -- SECURITY!!!

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Mardy Fish and John Isner -- The Americans size up their competition. "I got the one on the left, you take the one on the right."

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