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Designated Read: New frontiers in conference taunting

• It's always somebody's hate week, I. Texas A&M's official compliance Twitter account gets in on a popular anti-LSU meme:

Three things:

1. We've never seen a corn dog consumed at an LSU tailgate. Are we at the wrong parties?

2. Begun, these GIF wars have.

3. What was the major NCAA violation involving a hot dog??

It's always somebody's hate week, II. It is our sworn duty to report receiving an email from the Auburn athletic department with the following introduction:

Auburn Compliance to Host Seminar on Wednesday

NCAA Compliance Series: Ethical Conduct

Don't say we never did nothin' for you, Vandy.

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