Lead with Little House on the Prairie!
This is not our usual music video detour into the seamy world of amateur college football-themed rap. No. This is so, so much more. Stick it out through 2:39, if you can, when the dancing begins in earnest. And just keep hitting replay until UCLA counters with "Be Our Guest," starring Dan Guerrero as the matronly teapot. "Put our defense to the test!"