Weekend Whimsy: Battle of the bands

Friday March 23rd, 2012

Assorted light reading to power you through Friday.

After writing up Jamaal Bass' indictment for an on-field assault on two Toledo band members, we fell into discussion on the merits of marching band instruments as weapons. We received many compelling arguments:

Which instrument would you repurpose as an implement of self-defense? Cast your vote below:

[polldaddy poll=6070194]

South Alabama Jaguars remains eminently quotable Art Briles rocking skinny jeans weekly dose of catlab "kind of mean." adventures of the Michigan cougar Sweet Home Alabama being played on a musical Tesla coil
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