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Wednesday May 30th, 2012

Prepare to be judged. (Getty Images)

We continue our curious streak of SEC West news with this tidbit out of Tuscaloosa: Reports are circulating that Alabama GA Derrick Crudup Jr. was arrested last week for misdemeanor drug possession. (We regret to inform you that you've all already been beaten to the "Roll joints!" joke by intrepid reader @BobbyBigWheel.) has posted a university response signifying Bama's ascension to the summit of the non-quote-quote art form: "Alabama spokesman Doug Walker said the athletic department is 'aware of the situation and will take the appropriate action at the appropriate time.'" From such a famously PROCESS-oriented institution, we'd expect nothing less.

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