Is there a matching scrunchie?

Monday June 4th, 2012

As longtime proponents of, we're proud to see the long-surviving, much-maligned airbrushed T-shirt industry really gain a proper foothold in major college football. Lookin' good, UConn! (Less thrilled, for the record: Actual UConn fans.)

We can really only see three problems with this shirt as it's been presented to us: First, that some unimaginative artist neglected to take full advantage of some of the the artistic game-changers the T-shirt format allows. Is there a wolf tail peeking out the back of the shirt? If not, why not? (We had an iguana T-shirt that did this in junior high, and no real friends to speak of.) Second, the pictured wolf is quite beautiful, but looks almost friendly. That will never do. The popular breakthrough style would lend an air of menace to the Huskies' football student sections. Finally, there don't appear to be sizing or cut options for women. While we are loath to take money away from this fashion-forward effort, may we instead suggest Animal Shirts' ghostly white wolf tank dress in a fetching periwinkle? Add a kicky scarf and pair of kitten heels to take this look from tailgate to lunch date to job interview, all of which will take place at the nearest mall kiosk selling rain sticks and pewter figurines of dragons.

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