Important regardless of truthiness
We do not intend to source this any further, because if it's not true it would break the black pit where our heart should be into a cloud of cinders:
Apparently Tom O'Brien is a Toby Keith fan. He's sitting two rows down from me and singing every word to every song... #priceless #wolfpack
— Jeremy Stone (@j_stone1515) July 16, 2012
Is it too much to hope this included Beer for my Horses?