Wednesday Night Bites: Kent State at Buffalo (FAQ)
Kent State and Buffalo play the first Wednesday college football game of the year tonight. We’re sure you have so many questions.
• What information do I, the discerning consumer, need to consume this game? The Bulls and Golden Flashes kick off in Buffalo at 7 p.m. ET. The game will be televised on ESPNU. Both teams are 1-1 entering their first conference contest.
• Why should we care? Because MACtion! Weeknight games are the perennial best bet for high-scoring all-nighters.
• But Kent State is averaging fewer than 28 points per game! First, that's after two games. Second, Buffalo is averaging close to 40. Finally, through two games, there is a statistical certainty that Kent State will do something like this, or like this, on television. We want to be there to see it.
• From whom can we expect to see some neat breakaway plays? Names to remember for the space of this evening: Buffalo's Branden Oliver and Kent State's Dri Archer. Oliver, a junior running back, had a 111-yard outing against Georgia in Week 1. Archer is right on Trayion Durham's heels for the team lead in rushing yards but shines more as a kick return man. And he knows which way to run, with these kicked balls that he catches? It would appear that he does. Archer has recorded 253 yards and a touchdown after just six return attempts in two games.
• Can we please now discuss the greatest sentence in the English language, "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo"? WE CAN INDEED. Buffalo?
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Hope that clears everything up.What should I do until kickoff? on a Buffalo"