LSU defensive coordinator John Chavis is the living embodiment of Wario. We say this with complete affection, and continue to believe this is why he ended up in Baton Rouge, where he'd feel at home in a sea of purple and gold. Also, like Wario, he is pleased to see you get knocked around some:
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