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Monday April 15th, 2013

By Holly Anderson

This post is sponsored by the imaginary but influential Jefferson Pilot Preservation Society.

We will be in attendance Tuesday at the unveiling of the SEC Network. If anyone needs us, we will be the ones asking coaches to take inspiration from their Atlanta surroundings and explain which Designing Woman has most inspired them to live like a champion. And if this new undertaking does not contain at least three Daves of ESPN's choosing, we will storm out in a mighty snit.

Responsible party for this video: Patrick Claybon, whom you should be following despite the fact that he is not named Dave.
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