CDC warns of escalating Chesney threat

Monday May 13th, 2013

By Holly Anderson

The vigilant folks at Garnet & Black Attack tried to warn you. They tried to tell you eradication is the only way to be sure. You did not heed. The Chesney scourge has spread. Grab a watery beer pre-bottled with salt and lime and gather your loved ones close. The honky tonk hell end is nigh.

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