Ask Evan Weaver a serious question at your own peril.
A year ago, he reported that his teammates agree he bears a striking resemblance to the animated movie superhero Mr. Incredible.
Then he proceeded to delivered a rather incredible season for the Bears, which has earned Weaver pre-season All-America honors this summer.
Recently we asked him what qualities he would include if he could construct the perfect linebacker. Naturally, he proceeded to basically describe himself: 6-foot-3, 245 pounds, 4.6 seconds for the 40-yard dash, likes to talk.
In particular, Weaver stressed the importance of the red cheeks, which he claims add to a player’s speed.