Today we salute you, Mr. Delusional Michigan Fan

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"Bud Light presents Real Men of Genius" (Reaaaaal Men Of Genius) Today we salute you, Mr. Delusional Michigan Fan (Mr. Delusional Michigan Faaaaaan!)

Season after season, year after year, you try to justify your
absurdly high preseason ranking (clutching at straws!)

Season after season, year after year, you scramble to make futile
attempts at damage control when the Wolverines lose to a grossly
inferior opponent (How'd Northwestern score fifty fouuuuuur?)

Inevitably, you'll bring up the past, and boast of National
Championships
won 40 years before you were born (those were the daaaaaays!)

You will point out that you have more wins than any other program as
though
that is relevant to the current season (been playing since the
1870s!)

Go on, ignore that home loss to your arch rivals in the regular
season finale and continue to believe that you'll defeat your bowl
opponent with striking ease (we'll win by thirteeeeeeey!)

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Emperor of Excuses, and take
comfort knowing that when you don't finish in the top 25, you'll be
back to number three when the preseason polls come out next year
(Mr.Delusional Michigan Fan!)"

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