A Poem, Comprised Entirely of Words Taken From Headlines About Dwight Howard

Monday July 8th, 2013

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Turmoil, confusion, needles spurned? What will they say?

Dwightmare in H-Town? Slim Thug against Hollywood, Jack Nicholson, and #STAY?

Celebrate Rockets fans! Joins Chandler and Harden, Howard is here for basketball reasons!

Free agency winner! Nothing else matters. He bets it all on the next couple seasons!

Wait, he can opt-out in 2016?

OhDwight, don't be so mean.

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