By Ryan Glasspiegel
July 16, 2013

Colossal dummy @MasoneDylan promised to run onto Citi Field at tonight's All-Star game if he got over 1,000 retweets. As you can see below, he more than met his goal. Would he follow through on his promise?


Uh oh, the plan might be compromised. WE'VE GOT A RAT IN THE HOUSE.

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His mother's incessant nagging is no match for impeccable logic. The man has not been dissuaded.

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These were just the cliff notes; see his Twitter feed for the rest of the progression. Finally, he takes the plunge:

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