A Drunk, Naked Raiders Fan Urinated on Airport Tarmac and Got Tasered in England
The Daily Mail tells the touching story of this 52-year-old man, who was wearing a Raiders t-shirt before the point in time in which he stripped down, tried to fight the captain, urinated, and finally received a 50,000-volt tasering from cops on the airport tarmac in Manchester, England. Apparently, this showdown occurred after the intoxicated man "had an altercation with other passengers" on his flight and the pilot left the cockpit and had the nerve to ask him to settle down. Some people just can't be reasoned with.
There's also some grainy video of our hero trying to fight the captain, and summarily getting slapped by his girlfriend. The Daily Mail even replays the key sequence in slow motion.
And thus concludes a truly banner week for news of hammered Oakland fans getting tased.