What if I told you that the sociopathic, cigar-chomping proprietor of Moron Mountain, an intergalactic amusement park, sought to kidnap the Looney Tunes? And that Bugs Bunny enlisted the help of then-retired Michael Jordan to stop the alien's henchmen from making it happen? Well, you already knew that, but Yahoo tackled the important challenge of explaining what it all meant.
"I mean Jordan had beaten Magic and Bird, but this is a whole different beast," Doug Gottlieb deadpans. "We're talking about three 12-footers and two guys with spikes coming out of them."