Listen to the Most Depressing Carols Ever in "A Very Angry Browns Fan Christmas"

Monday December 2nd, 2013


You gotta give Browns fans credit: no other franchise's supporters have been quite as poignant in conveying their disgust. From post-death potshots to Craigslist QB classifieds, at least they have a sense of humor about their suffering.

And now, just in time for the holiday season, the perpetually-frustrated "Angry Browns Fan" puts the pain into song. In this series of Christmas carols you can find him lamenting about Weeden the Red-Haired QB, the unsure-handed receivers Davone Bess and Greg Little, and the only delight associated with the lousy team: snuck-in liquor. 

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