Why would Arnold Schwarzenegger hop on this toy horse, and why would he upload it to YouTube? Allow him to explain:
This weekend I visited the National Finals Rodeo in Vegas. I'm not as ballsy as those cowboys, but the lady running this booth called my bluff when I asked if I could ride the toy horse. As always, an iPhone was watching, so wanted to share the fun with you. Right now I'm also promoting a chance to ride my tank with me to help support after-school programs for kids in need. Visit http://www.omaze.com/Arnold if that interests you! If that doesn't interest you, check your pulse.
Be honest: you just read that whole passage in his voice.