When Dwyane Wade struggling through "Bump N' Grind" doesn't register as a top 10 moment in your two-minute commercial, you've got a winner on your hands.
Such is the case with Miami Heat small forward Shane Battier's promo for his upcoming event that he has titled "Battioke." (Get it?)
The commercial features cameos from Wade, LeBron James, Udonis Haslem, Chris Andersen, Chris Bosh and James Jones (who can actually hold a tune, making him seem terribly out of place). Proceeds for the event will go towards The Battier Take Charge Foundation, meaning that the relentless butchering of these classic ballads will at least be done for a good cause.H/T Jason Feifer