Team USA's Opening Ceremony Uniform for Sochi Has an 'Ugly Christmas Sweater' Vibe

Thursday January 23rd, 2014

Here's a picture of American hockey superstar Zach Parise looking pretty uncomfortable in his clothes:


That's the outfit the American delegation will be wearing at the opening ceremony in Sochi. I really like the pants/belt/socks/boot combo, but it'll be hard for people to see them with their eyes drawn to that patriotic-vomit cardigan.

quilt-patched jackets
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