Wish I could lead with better news, but the U.S. Women's hockey team suffered a soul-crushing loss to Canada in the gold medal game. The U.S. led 2-0 with less than four minutes left, before Canada came roaring back with two late goals, including one with their goalie pulled. The U.S. nearly put one in during a dramatic push in overtime, but Canada's Marie-Philip Poulin ultimately netted the winner on a power play. No shame in silver, ladies. USA hockey has a chance for border-battle redemption when the U.S. men's hockey team faces Canada tomorrow in the semifinals.
The only thing that's making me feel better about the loss is this video, although now it's kind of bittersweet. I'll watch it anyways and slam a box of Cheez-Its for comfort.
Obviously, the mercurial point guard and current Beijing Duck wasn't going to have a chill dinner with friends. No, Marbury lay on the ground shirtless as his friends smashed his head and neck with birthday cake.
Until 8:20 p.m. last night, Kate Upton did not have an Instagram account. She gained over 50,000 followers in the first twenty minutes, and now she's up to 437,124. In other Kate Upton news, the story of her purported high school dance date was a hoax, the lesson being that you shouldn't trust anyone online with a username resembling "CoolSexGuy420Boner."
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Boston-based sports lifestyle outfitter 47 Brand has a sweet package for us to give away consisting of (1) one Franchise Hat and one Snapback hat in the winner’s choice team (2) one Gametime Hood and (3) one Scrum tee and one Frozen Rope tee.
The first person to tweet me the GIF of a certain north-of-the-border basketball mascot suffering a fall on rollerskates gets the goods.
Update: We have a winner. You guys were quick. Here's the glorious GIF.
Dutch coach Jillert Anema said "Americans always believe they're right, and that they're the best. But that's not true." Then he went on to proclaim that American football is a waste of time, talent and money. But he doesn't hate all American sports, adding that he likes … the Utah Jazz.
There's a hysterical Kickstarter project raising funds for a coloring book depicting miserable Cleveland sports moments. Writes the project's founder:
It's also about sharing the history with our children so they can appreciate why we cheer the way do, and more often, hang our heads in disbelief. At the very least, it is a great way for them to learn about Murphy's Law.
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It's even got a narrator who sounds like a Guy Ritchie character. Four stars. [Next Impulse Sports]
Watch a guy carve a U.S. flag over a Canadian flag on an ice rink. [Thanks, Richard]
Buddy Cole in Sochi. [With Leather]
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