We uncovered the locations for every World Cup being held until 2114

After months of hype, qualifying, tears, jubilation, controversy and Michael Bradley’s giant head, we’ve finally come to the end of the World Cup. That’s kinda wistful right? Nothing but baseball til September! Gear up hot-takers, it’s gonna be a long rest-of-summer!

But don’t worry guys, if our sudden lack of soccer has you down, we’ve got your back with the scoop of the literal century. You see, using the same high-tech iconoclastic journalism that landed us the LeBron story, we’ve managed to track down a memo that reveals exactly where the World Cup is going to be taking place all the way through 2114*. Hopefully this will make your travel plans much more streamlined throughout the rest of your life:

*Not really.