Monday's P.M. Hot Clicks: Fashion Hits and Misses at the U.S. Open

U.S. Open Fashion: Hits and Misses

Fashion hits and misses at the U.S. Open

MISS: Camila Giorgi, U.S. Open

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The doliy threw us off.

HIT: Gael Monfils

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Asics checks the crazy patterns at the door and sticks to simple neons. Win.

HIT: Eugenie Bouchard, U.S. Open

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Bouchard's little blue Nike dress was simple yet distinctive.

HIT: Simone Bolleli/Taro Daniel

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'MERICA!

MISS: Andrea Petkovic, Maria Kirilenko, Flavia Pennetta

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Why do you insist on ruffles, Stella McCartney? Why?

HIT: Ana Ivanovic, U.S. Open

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Ivanovic's Adidas little black dress was perfect.

MISS: Maria Sharapova

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The hemline is too short and the dress is otherwise...blah.

HIT: Sam Querrey

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That classic green is so "tennis". Good to see it back.

MISS: Radek Stepanek

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Always pushing the sartorial envelope, the back of Stepanek's shirt is an unforced error.

HIT: Venus Williams, U.S. Open

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This wispy blue dress was another ace for Venus' EleVen line.

HIT: Stan Wawrinka

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This is the shirt you wear when you want to tell a New York crowd to shut up.

MISS: Serena Williams

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Nike needs to stop trying to make blazers a thing. As for the rest? No.

HIT: Maria Sharapova, U.S. Open

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We weren't fans of her night dress, but Sharapova's Nike day kit had a chic modern cut.

HIT: Bernard Tomic and Nick Kyrgios

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Nike's neon splatter print complemented these two wild youngsters.

MISS: Jelena Jankovic

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Jankovic's baggy honeycomb dress from Fila at the U.S. Open.

HIT: Roger Federer, U.S. Open

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With Michael Jordan there to see them in action, Federer's NikeCourt Zoom Vapor AJ3 at 2014 were the coolest tennis kicks of the year.

HIT: Victoria Azarenka

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The top is business casual, but we love the shorts.

MISS: Donna Vekic

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That's a cruel thing to do to an 18-year-old, Nike.

MISS: Caroline Wozniacki, U.S. Open

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Although she had a good run, Wozniacki wore more unnecessary ruffles.

HIT: Novak Djokovic

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He's in white and grey during the day, but the night kit is bold and sharp.

MISS: John Isner

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I thought they were birds at first. Turns out they're "Ls" for Lacoste.

HIT: Sloane Stephens

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It's a shame she couldn't stick around. The clean-cut dress was great under the sun.

HIT: Simona Halep

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Leave it to Halep to make an all-pink outfit look jockish.

MISS: Grigor Dimitrov

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It looks like he's wearing tiny polkadots.

HIT: CiCi Bellis

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Not too many missteps for this kid this week.

HIT: Roger Federer, U.S. Open

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Darth Federer, version 2.0 at the U.S. Open.

MISS: Ivan Dodig

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Is that a ... tiger?

HIT: Tomas Berdych

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We're grading on a curve here. Given H&M's recent debacles, we give this a pass.

It's Fashion Week in New York and fashion's top models are walking the runway and learning the Anaconda. Meanwhile in Queens, another fashion show has been taking place at the U.S. Open and we've been keeping tabs on all the looks. From Camila Giorgi's doily skirt (above) to Serena Williams' tennis blazer, SI's Courtney Nguyen has all the fashion hits and misses.

This Won't Hold Up In a Court of Law

Bobby Ryan scored 23 goals for the Senators last season and the team is trying to lock him up to a contract extension. One young fan took matters into his own hands, getting Ryan to sign the "long term contract extension" he created on a piece of notebook paper. 

Joel Embiid's Weekend on Twitter

Joel Embiid reached out to the makers of NBA 2K15 to make sure he had a good rating in the upcoming game (as well as Hakeem Olajuwon's "Dream Shake"). This was his second-best social media moment of the weekend. The first came on Friday, when he asked his Twitter followers: "Have y'all ever ask your main girl for other girls to mess with?" 

Lovely Lady Round-Up

Former LLOD Mia Gray shot me an email with photos of her friend Ramona Bern, who is Miss Tourism Germany. And anytime you get a chance to profile Miss Tourism Germany, you don't pass that up (click here for full-size gallery) ... Everyone should know who Emily DiDonato is by now. If not, this is a good introduction ... Here's a collection of tennis players who have graced the SI Swimsuit issue.

No Booing In College Soccer

The NESCAC (New England Small Colleges Athletic Conference) sent a letter to fans asking them not to boo at games. Yes, you read that correctly. To be more specific, they asked fans to "encourage sportsmanship by showing respect and courtesy towards all those involved in the competition, including players, coaches, officials  and all other spectators. As a supporter, we ask that you not engage in any unsportsmanlike actions, which include booing, taunting, profanity, rude language or gestures, or any other action that could potentially be construed as negative or confrontational." 

Rookie Hazing At Its Finest

DeMarcus Cousins vs. Slovenian Reporter

The Space Station is Big

Odds & Ends

Goran Dragic has a brother named Zoran who the Suns are interested in signing ... The weekend's best football GIFs and Vines ... This Boston College fan watched a chunk of the game from the sideline without anyone noticing ... Check out the Air Jordan cleats worn by football players this weekend ... The Rangers promoted Guilder Rodriguez to the big leagues for the first time. He spent 13 years in the minor leagues ...The Brewers spring training complex is currently under six feet of water ... This tube of moisturizer is really a flask ... Maryland has turned its mascot from a turtle to a terrifying monster ... I completely agree with this tweet from Chris D'Elia... Adam Sandler finally made a movie that isn't a bad comedy ... The 10 most useless trucks ever built.

Match Tennis Players With Their Grunt

Comedian Yoni Lotan tests fans on their grunting knowledge.

He Could've Walked Around the Bases

Rays outfielder David DeJesus hits an inside-the-park home run after a fluke bounce. 

Roller Coaster of the Day

This is the Dive Loop Ultra Twister Roller Coaster at Japan's Rusutu Resort, which you couldn't pay me to ride. I'll just wait for you by the exit.

Retro Commercial of the Day

Magic Johnson shows off this new product called an ATM, circa 1982. 

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