Stars make list of greatest Rangers, don't include hockey players

Tuesday December 30th, 2014

The Dallas Stars found a clever way to troll their Monday night opponent, the New York Rangers.

The Stars decided to put up a list of the All-Time Greatest Rangers on their scoreboard (because everyone loves lists!) at American Airlines Center in Dallas, and it wasn't too kind to those of the hockey variety.

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If you can't read the list, it says the following:

1. Aragorn, Son of Arathorn 
2. Kimberly, The Pink Ranger
3. Nolan Ryan 
4. Night Ranger
5. Chip & Dale, Rescue Rangers

There's a lot of subtle nice touches, like including a Texas Ranger and putting New York's players on the board during it. A well-done troll job, indeed. 


- Molly Geary

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