Stars make list of greatest Rangers, don't include hockey players
The Stars decided to put up a list of the All-Time Greatest Rangers on their scoreboard (because everyone loves lists!) at American Airlines Center in Dallas, and it wasn't too kind to those of the hockey variety.
If you can't read the list, it says the following:
1. Aragorn, Son of Arathorn
2. Kimberly, The Pink Ranger
3. Nolan Ryan
4. Night Ranger
5. Chip & Dale, Rescue Rangers
There's a lot of subtle nice touches, like including a Texas Ranger and putting New York's players on the board during it. A well-done troll job, indeed.
- Molly Geary