Thurs. A.M. Clicks: Carmen Electra; Taxidermied Squirrels Hockey Fight
One Way to Spend $600
Ever feel the pressing need to watch taxidermied squirrels depicting a hockey fight? You're in luck! A Pennsylvania taxidermy studio is selling this masterpiece-an AHL fight between Steven Olesky of the Hershey Bears and Derek Mathers of the Lehigh Valley Phantoms-for the low price of $600 (plus shipping & handling). Buy yours today.
Like the Best Sex You've Ever Had. Times a Hundred.
Manny Pacquiao and Floyd Mayweather held a press conference Wednesday to officially announce their fight for May 2. The cheapest tickets will cost (face value) $1,700 while the average price on the secondary market is currently $9,252. In other words, buy it on pay-per-view. The trash talk has begun too, as Pacquiao said Ronda Rousey could beat Mayweather in an MMA fight (though Rousey could beat a lot of people, so not sure how effective a putdown that is). The fight is expected to bring in over $400 million with Mayweather looking at a nine-figure payday. MGM president Richard Sturm (and his hair) were the unlikely stars of the press conference while Justin Bieber is still awful.
Throwback Lovely Lady of the Day
Watch 1930s High School Hoops
Will Ferrell's Nine Position Itinerary
As mentioned in Wednesday's Clicks, Will Ferrell has a plan to play every baseball position in a single day by participating in five spring-training games. That day is Thursday and his itinerary is jam-packed.
Famous First Magazine Covers
Antoine Mason Honors His Dad
My New Favorite Pastor
Mascots are the Best
NFL Free Agency In Six Seconds
Odds & Ends
Russell Westbrook is doing exactly what Larry Bird did 29 years ago ... Game of Thrones author George R.R. Martin is excited about Darrelle Revis' return to the Jets ... John Wall is an unorthodox yet effective bowler ... The NBA's D-League is experimenting with a bunch of stuff (coach's challenge, players wearing tracking devices) you may soon find at an NBA game ... Fenway Park is using black sand to help melt the snow ... This poor father took a line drive to the face, courtesy of his young son ... Fifteen useful life hacks (did you know chinese food cartons are supposed to be unfolded and used as a plate?) ... Buzz Williams can't help but coach ... The 2014 GIFs of the Year ... The 10 best universities in the world.
Soldier Surprises Family at Nuggets Game
Staff Sergeant David Fuqua surprises his family after returning from deployment in Liberia.
Soldier Surprises Dog at Home
Military reunions (people or pets) are the best.
As an homage to Super Troopers, Nationals pitcher Gio Gonzalez says "meow" 11 times in one interview.
Henrik Lundqvist Wears GoPro
In case you've ever wondered how a goalie views the game.