Monday’s P.M. Hot Clicks: Lauren London; MNF Beer Prediction
Beer Pick ’Em Returns
If you’re watching the Week 5 Monday Night Football game with no rooting interest -- STOP RIGHT THERE! Tiffany Oshinsky will help you decide who to root for by using the best method known to our country, drinking beer.
The MLB playoffs continued Monday with an elimination game and two important Game 3s in the late afternoon and evening. Here's a preview of the Cardinals-Cubs Game 3 tilt. Tom Verducci says the Chase Utley suspension is a victory for player safety—though Utley may be available for Game 3 between the Dodgers and Mets. And the Blue Jays will be looking to avoid elimination against the Rangers.
Tom Brady Is Not Perfect
Hot Clicks overlord Andy Gray is always taunting the rest of us with how perfect Tom Brady is. As it turns out, Brady’s personal trainer—and business partner—was the subject of a takedown in Boston Magazine for, among other things, pretending to be a doctor and claiming his products could cure cancer AND concussions. Brady defended his friend and trainer in a radio interview Monday. (Brady and the Patriots also remained perfect on the season with a win Sunday.)
Lovely Lady of the Day
Ted from Baton Rouge asked me for some Lauren London photos. I can't believe I've never featured her. She earns LLOD honors (click here for full-size gallery).
Professor Dave Is Going For It
You remember the college professor who moved a student’s midterm so the student could watch the Cubs’ wild-card playoff game? Well there’s now a website honoring “Professor Dave,” where you can even buy your own Professor Dave t-shirt for $15.
I Knew It Was Too Good To Be True
Florida Gators quarterback Will Grier has been suspended for one whole year for testing positive performance-enhancing drugs. I can’t wait to make fun of my brother when the Gators lose by 35 this weekend. (No one tell him about Northwestern vs. Michigan, though.)
Honestly It’s Not That Bad
Dear God I’m Never Leaving The House
JokerSloth Can Tell The Future
Odds and Ends
Desus and Mero say Kristaps Porzingis (a.k.a. - White Ewing) will have his own statue near The Halal Guys ... What comes next for USC after the Steve Sarkisian news ... Furiosa won’t be in the Mad Max: Fury Road sequel, which kind of sucks ... Jared Leto is really, really proud of his comic-con disguise ... George R. R. Martin, author of the Game of Thrones books, has a new TV show in the works ... Some people projected MarioKart onto the side of an apartment building ... Those weren't superheroes at your subway stop, those were Comic-Con fans ... Who needs a fancy rugby ball from Chanel? ... The Bills have activated the dude who punched Geno Smith ... Entertainment Weekly reunited the Bring It On cast ... Fall Out Boy is going on tour in case you want an annoying song stuck in your head ... Here’s how to raise your game at work.
Bret Bielema Is A Wrestling Heel
I Would Let Chris Pratt Ask Me Anything
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