If you thought pancakes were flat...you haven’t seen anything yet.
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If you thought pancakes were flat...you haven’t seen anything yet.
Thursday night was the college dunk contest. It was sponsored by Denny’s. Denny’s trotted out some charming breakfast-food-themed mascots.
Mississippi State guard Craig Sword decided he would try and dunk over one of them, a pancake, to be specific.
And...alas.
johntelich8: When commercial mascots are abused on national tv. #Colleg… ESPN College Slam … https://t.co/tASsBrJZxc pic.twitter.com/FAspAJQW6x
— FanSportsClips (@FanSportsClips) April 1, 2016
Never had a chance.
#https://vine.co/v/ijq2mZTJPL9
Still no.
