Friday’s A.M. Hot Clicks feature the lovely Melissa Riso and some comedic commentary
The NFL finally got something right! Players are allowed to break uniform policy and wear cleats to promote charitable organizations in Week 13 (see gallery below). Would it really be so bad if this were allowed year round? (Click here for full-size version.)
Down Goes Golden State
I’m still shocked every time the Warriors lose, and Thursday night it happened in Oakland at the hands of the Rockets. James Harden recorded his fourth triple-double even though he wasn’t amazing down the stretch. Stephen Curry fouled out. And Ryan Anderson hit three after three. I would not mind for this to be a playoff series. (Also shocking: My Heat getting a road win against the Jazz!)
Cowboys Keep Rolling
Dallas won its 11th straight game Thursday night, squeaking past the free-falling Vikings. Dak Prescott and Ezekiel Elliott weren’t dominant, but they did just enough to win. The Vikings have to feel robbed, though, because it appears officials missed a penalty on the game’s deciding play. Minnesota fans are now starting to find unique ways to describe this season.
Melissa Riso: Lovely Lady of the Day
Your LLOD is Melissa Riso, who is back by popular demand. (Click here for full-size version.)
I Love The Current D-Wade
ESPN made some lame, knockoff rap about Dwyane Wade Thursday night. Twitter reacted appropriately.
Since You Can’t Move In With Them
James Michael McAdoo needs to lose at least one of his names after getting yammed on.
DUNK BREAK II
LeBron still has it.
A Dark Moment
deleting my twitter account and leaving the country because I just went in for a hug at the same point someone went for a high five— Rohan Nadkarni (@RohanNadkarni) December 1, 2016
Ya mcm think resumé is French for continue— Napoleon (@chef_boyar_d) October 11, 2016
They Need To Chill
chik-fil-a employee: It Would Be My Dying Wish To Serve You, Great Lord— jeff besos (@jakebrodes) September 13, 2016
me: I just want some nuggets man
cfa employee: I Would Die For You
Odds & Ends
All the Harry Potter easter eggs you missed in Fantastic Beasts ... Here is a terrifying shark video to keep you on land forever ... New shows and movies you can stream this month ... The Full House creator bought the house from the original TV show ... GQ wants to know; How do you pee? ... All the dumbest, weirdest and worst Westworld fan theories ... Here’s a quick look at the Mummy reboot with Tom Cruise ... I never knew Dwyane Wade vs. Roger Federer was so controversial ... Charles Barkley hasn’t been a good analyst for a long time.
Move Over, Al Michaels
In honor of Nickelodeon's new animated Christmas movie Albert, our very own Tiff Oshinsky had the stars—Bobby Moynihan and Sasheer Zamata from Saturday Night Live and Judah Friedlander of 30 Rock—use their comedic and voiceover talents to be commentators for a few sports clips featuring kids. You can check out Albert premiering Dec. 9 at 7 p.m.
Try To Relax Today
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