You probably don’t love mayonnaise as much as this dude
Look. I love mayonnaise. I put it on a ton of my sandwiches. I love that parmesean crusted chicken dish with mayonnaise. I’ll often mix it in with ketchup. But my affection for mayonnaise is nowhere near as strong as this dude’s.
Here’s a fan at a Belmont basketball game just funneling the stuff into his mouth.
And if you think it’s some sort of pudding or something...
– Kenny Ducey