Horsey McHorseface is now a Winner McWinner

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Tuesday June 6th, 2017

It has come to our attention that the horse we all know as Horsey McHorseface won his recent race (McRaceRace?).

This race took Placey McPlacePlace in Australia, where the announcer was forced to say his name like six times as Horsey galloped to victory.

Nothing is sacred.

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