In Tuesday's Hot Clicks, we look at the best hipster sports jerseys from Lollapalooza. Plus a look at the lovely Jena Sims.
Lollapalooza jersey roundup
Lollapalooza took place in Chicago last weekend and as usual, there was a wide assortment of hipsters in unusual sports jerseys. My favorites are Joseph Forte and Pete Maravich and I can't believe there wasn't one Larry Bird jersey.
Editor's Note (9:41 p.m.): That's a Harrison Barnes jersey. Not Joseph Forte. I'm an idiot. Carry on.
John Cena rides hobby horse
Happy Birthday, Mike Trout
Lovely Lady of the Day
If you happened to watch SHARKNADO 5: GLOBAL SWARMING on Sunday, you probably noticed the great Jena Sims. If you haven't seen it yet, do so immediately. Jena is today's LLOD (click for full-size gallery).
Poor Jets fans
The team's top receiver, Quincy Enunwa, is out for the season and Twitter has jokes!
Jay Cutler is butt of many Twitter jokes, too
Hot take: Cutler has really good season and the Dolphins make the playoffs.
Take that, wage gap
A cafe in Australia is charging men an 18% premium on all items to "reflect the gender pay gap." It's actually voluntary and the money goes to charity, but I expect these to pop up in NYC by the end of the year.
Sad but true
Cavs get new uniforms
If you buy this dumb book, you don't deserve to have a baby
Odds & Ends
Dirk Nowitzki continues to be the NBA's most entertaining player this offseason ... Aaron Rodgers records all his interviews so the media can't misquote him ... Javy Baez stopped to admire his hit and still scored on an inside-the-park homer ... Johnny Manziel is interested in becoming a college coach ... The WWE has a new "least favorite person in locker room" ... I have nothing but respect for this dog who does not want to leave the park ... Pour out a 40 for the Anna Faris-Chris Pratt marriage.
Play of the day
And I can barely get to the gym on the weekends...
Go Browns. I guess.
Russia vs. Canada
Stick horses races are fun
In honor of The National Day of the Cowboy on July 22, professional cowboys competing at the 121st annual Cheyenne Frontier Days, the World’s Largest Outdoor Rodeo and Western Celebration, took time after their event to interact with young fans in a friendly stick horse race.