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Former NHL enforcer Tie Domi moved his act from the TSN analyst seat to the sitcom stage this season with a debut on Showcase’s Rent-A-Goalie series Nov. 4.

Here are his top 10 lines from that 30-minute episode, in which he played himself seeking a rental goalie for a charity game.

10. I don’t want to deal with that little suck anyway.

9. I don’t like artists. Period.

8. Take the blankee off my head...now!

7. S---burst disrespected my hands.

6. Kid’s ass is grass, Cake.

5. Did you ever have your Christmas dinner through a straw?

4. Hey Cake, you puss, eh!

3. Nice place. Who did the drywall?

2. I don’t have a hand problem.

1. Is my head really that big?

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