Loose Change: Top 12 free association names

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Like The Fixx have always said, “one thing leads to another.”

I believe they were actually talking about either a cheating lover or the dynamics of professional dominoes, but still, the words ring kind of prophetically true.

Some words, naturally and mysteriously, lead to others. You say “Simon”, I say “Garfunkel.” You say “Black” and I say “Decker.” You say “rutabaga” and I… just flash a blank stare (come on…“rutabaga”??)

There are also some names you see (at least I do) that beg a response. Herein, the 12 hockey player names that continually get my brain moving and confirm to my doctors that (for a few minutes, at least) the comatose segment of my disease has passed.


12 Shane “Please Wear That Sexy” Hnidy

11 Keith “Lost My House To A” Carney

10 Brent” It's Red and Itchy and It” Burns

9 Ruslan “Mustang” Salei

8 Trevor “Take Three Tablets” Daley

7 Ryan “All My Tapes are” Bayda

6 Ryan “I Don't Really Think I” Suter

5 Rico “Can You Get Any” Fata

4 Martin “Ride the Bus To” Skoula

3 Kurt “I Think the Milk's Gone” Sauer

2 Luc “I Am Your Father” Bourdon

1 Andrei “Lazy” Zyuzin

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