What Would People Trade for Tickets to the Best Seats in Marlins Park? A Lot, Actually. - Sports Illustrated

What Would People Trade for Tickets to the Best Seats in Marlins Park? A Lot, Actually.

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By Steve Etheridge

Look, you’re obviously not going to buy Marlins tickets this season. No one of sound mind is doing that. But have you ever considered, even if only as an academic exercise, what you would trade for a pair of Marlins tickets? An expired coupon for 15% off an oil change? Some dusty candy corn from under your couch? Perhaps a few weeks of accumulated detritus from your Ped Egg?

inanimate objects

alone responsible for 40% percent of the attendance drop

booted from the stadium

free food

free tickets