What Would People Trade for Tickets to the Best Seats in Marlins Park? A Lot, Actually.

Wednesday June 19th, 2013

Marlins Park

By Steve Etheridge

Look, you’re obviously not going to buy Marlins tickets this season. No one of sound mind is doing that. But have you ever considered, even if only as an academic exercise, what you would trade for a pair of Marlins tickets? An expired coupon for 15% off an oil change? Some dusty candy corn from under your couch? Perhaps a few weeks of accumulated detritus from your Ped Egg?

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