Watch: Curtis Granderson grabs Cardinals' Scott Moore pretty much everywhere

Friday March 7th, 2014 Courtesy David Roth and the fine folks at SB Nation comes the above GIF of Mets outfielder Curtis Granderson apparently practicing the most complicated handshake routine ever invented that doesn't feature the other person's hands. That, or Granderson is already training for his second career as a particularly thorough TSA inspector, and St. Louis first baseman Scott Moore is just the unfortunate soul who gets to be the practice dummy.

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