By Nicki Jhabvala
May 28, 2008
 
BEST WEEK EVER IN MMA
 
5 Bas Passes Test
From now on, MMA judges should base their decisions on centimeters of deflection -- the more caved in your opponent's head, the better.
 
4 Give Him a Contract
George Parros: killer mustache, ridiculous fight record, no word of him whining about respect -- a perfect Tito successor.
 
3 Don't Mess With Her
How is this physically possible?

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2 For Old Times' Sake
Looking back, doesn't this guy in this ad look like McLovin?
 
1 Well Put, Jenna
And she can only say this because she has extensive experience as the star of a well-respected organization.
 

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