Best MMA week ever: July 31-Aug. 6

Thursday August 7th, 2008

5Dana's Whiny
Private jet. Caddy and chauffeur. Ginormous hotel room. Sorry about your life.

4Gridiron vs. Cage
Would you rather be kneed in the shnoz or flatted by a 300-pound lineman?

3Dumbed Down
Wow. The three of them have a combined IQ score of 20.

2Youngins Show off
Tall girl with the pony tail. Watch out.

1Chuck's Pimp Pad
Bar games on the kitchen counter. Excellent.

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