Oh man if I can catch those gloves I can later frame him like I did OJ.-- Matt, Birmingham, Ala.
The virtual hand massage is a huge fan attraction at halftime. -- Barbara, New York
Sadly.... this is all that was recovered of Chad Pennington after he was thrown to angry Jets fans after yet another bad game.-- Dave, Jefferson, Wisc.
Fans amazed that Chad Pennington can throw something more than 10 yards.-- Boog, Long Beach, New York
The invisible man tries the "Lambeau leap" into the stands.-- Dave, Coon Rapids, Minn.
Why don"t they fight over me that hard? -- Bruce, Midland, Mich.
I wonder if the gal in the middle is smiling bacause she's surrounded by men, or that she roots for a differnt team. -- Kurt, Appleton, Wisc.
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right; here I am stuck in the middle with you.-- David, Manhattan, Kan.
Various skills used for obtaining a pair of sweaty gloves (counter-clockwise): Expression of Joyful Amazement, Rapid Mouth Suctioning, Magical Spells and Incantations, Blissful Ignorance, Fight or Flight Syndrome, and Reliance on Sheer Luck due to a Total Lack of Hand/Eye Coordination.-- Robert, Frankenmuth, Mich.
Scene from the next eBay "it's great to win" commercial. -- Steve, Oceanside, Calif.
I haven't seen this girl to guy ratio since last night at Hooters. -- Dan Wichita, Kan.
These gloves are the most exciting thing the Jets have given their fans this year! -- Dave, Northampton, Pa.
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