Wasn't That 1908?
In medieval Europe, when people were interested in turning lead into gold, there was a saying that maintained that this was really an easy thing to accomplish.
Obviously, once you heard that condition, the would-be alchemist could think only of hippopotamus, and thus it was that nobody ever turned lead into gold.
I believe the same thing holds true with the Chicago Cubs, who have not won a World Series for exactly a century, since 1908. The Cubbies would be a breeze to win this year if nobody ever mentioned ... 1908.
Unfortunately, try it. It's impossible.
Too bad. The Cubs, who have not won since 1908, may well be the best team in baseball/have the best record in baseball. Now that the Boston Red Sox are losers no more, the Cubbies, who have not won since 1908, are the favorite of all the downtrodden dreamers in America.
Brenly is only on the right track. Cubbies win for the first time since 1908? They will rename Lake Michigan after Sweet Lou. I can see Rand McNally laying them out now: Lake Ontario, Lake Erie, Lake Huron, Lake Superior and Lake Piniella.
And indeed, Piniella is just the right man to manage the Cubs to their first championship since 1908. The manager the last time the Cubs won -- that would be in 1908 -- was
Lord, is he cagey. Despite a very distinguished career, the best play he ever made was a fly ball he didn't catch. Yes. Isn't that just perfect for the Cubbies, who haven't won since 1908? It was in the '78 playoff with the Red Sox, and when Piniella, in right field, completely lost a fly in the slanting autumn sun, he had the presence of mind to pretend that he had it all the way. The fly dropped about five feet away, but the ruse held the Red Sox runner and saved the game and won the pennant for the Yankees. Ta-daa.
A year later, on the Yankee bus, when
Piniella can, famously, lose it when he's mad at umpires, but at the core he is cool and shrewd. Although he is a big, strong man, he never tried for home runs, because that meant striking out too much, and he realized he didn't have the temperament for that. Home runs, Sweet Lou, says are "the most wonderful instant gratification there is." Instead of the long ball, he went for the long haul ---- which is certainly the right man to have at the helm when you haven't won the World Series since ... hippopotamus.
See, I didn't say ... (very softly) 1908.