The Google Breathalyzer: Campus Clicks

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Introducing the Google Breathalyzer

Goggle's Mail Goggles will help you in the blurry times. :: AP

If we scan the globe with Google Earth, will we actually be able to see Google extending its tentacles to every arena in the world? Ruling the search, e-mail and (possibly) phone worlds wasn't enough, so now Google's getting in on the breathalyzer action, too. Ladies and gentlemen, we'd like to introduce you to Mail Goggles, a tool that, when enabled, forces users to answer math questions before sending regrettable late-night e-mails. It's the trusty, non-judgmental, sober friend you've always wanted. We're not sure where history will place this among the greatest inventions of all time, but we've got to assume it'll rank up there with the toothbrush, indoor plumbing and refrigeration.


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We've got good news and better news. The good: The Idaho cheerleading scandal is still making headlines, so you don't have to check your voyeuristic tendencies just yet. The better: The squad's new uniforms are still material-free around the midriff. Busted Coverage has followed the saga closely and felt invested enough to grade the new threads.

Your Zen Item of the Day

You know you're a tailgater when grandma's presence doesn't hold you back. :: Todd Rosenberg/Icon SMI

A wise woman once said (to us, not to the masses): If a wave crashes and there is no one there to jump it, is it really a wave? Now, we've got a question for all of you: If a man consumes a brat and a beer, is he really a tailgater? The fine folks at Tailgating Ideas say no, but they have put together a questionnaire to help you accurately gauge your own tailgating identity. So head on over, because if you've named your grill, smoked a celebratory shoulder instead of a cigar or raised a kid who can beat any adult at cornhole or washers, you just might be a tailgater yet.

Let the Kid Pass

Mike Freeman's got a message for The Emperor, Urban Meyer: You're ruining Florida's title chances and Tim Tebow's pro prospects.

The Man, The Myth, The Doom

Mercifully, the Syracuse Orange were on a bye this weekend. But since AD Daryl Gross (known affectionately as Dr. Doom by the bitter Orange fans) didn't have to preach faith and hope and patience after a brutal loss, was he able to spend time facilitating peace in other arenas?

The Irish go for the Gold

This past weekend, U.S. Sen. Mel Martinez traveled to South Bend to watch his nephew Eric Maust punt for the Irish. But while Martinez's heart grew heavy with emotion and pride, his wallet grew light with -- well, with nothing. Someone jacked it.

The Debate Continues

The Big 12 might have all the Heisman hopefuls, but here's some food for thought: Just because SEC schools lose to each other doesn't mean the SEC's not the best conference.

Pop Culture Nugget

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An Extra Lesson

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