Benjamin Franklin did not play Golf. Maybe we should not be flying kites. -- Bob, Pikeville, N.C.
Two pints of Guinness please! -- Mike, Roseville, Mich.
Hail, Tiger. We who are about to die salute you. -- Mike, Yorktown, N.Y.
The odd couple playing golf. -- JB, West Orange, N.J.
Please God let Tiger be sick this week! -- Tom, Eden Prairie, Minn.
Synchronized golf just doesn't have the same ring to it. -- Dan, Kansas City, Mo.
Who wants the Colts to win the Super Bowl? These two guys! -- Nick, Syracuse, N.Y.
Yes, if a UFO did come down and took Tiger Woods I would have a chance to win. -- Dan, Colorado Springs, Colo.
Taxies are not allowed on cart paths. -- Robert, Pikeville, N.C.
This one's for you Chubbs! -- Ed, Philadelphia, Pa.